What's in a name?

This morning we went to story (& craft) time at the library. Of course we were late. Before we sat down, the girls filled out their own name tags. We only heard one story-the story of the Five Chinese Brothers. I've heard it read there before and once was enough. The girls were up & down, back & forth, which I'm sure bothered the reader. This particular storyteller is unhappy if the kids are anything but statues. So the story went on & on......& on, which they often do when there are crafts awaiting creative hands. Once we'd finished with our projects, I sent the girls to say thank you. Emma came back with a scowl on her face. Grabbing at her name tag she said, "That lady doesn't know what this says!" :o)